My Stem Cell Lady
1/
Try to think in between but not really question anything alot
See what everyone has seen, but think what nobody has thought
Kill the germs, I hear them screaming
Feed the worms, it keeps them dreaming
My stem cell lady
My test tube baby
2/
Will your so called friends change your diaper when you are old
I guess that's no problem if the payment coins are still pure gold
Kill the germs, I hear them screaming
Feed the worms, it keeps them dreaming
My stem cell lady
My test tube baby
3/
Boogie night porn song playing but they try to keep up the facade
After the catholic scandal does the pope still believe in God
Kill the germs, I hear them screaming
Feed the worms, it keeps them dreaming
My stem cell lady
My test tube baby
4/
You're always complaining that in prison the rent's high
You're gonna financially conquer the world when you parents die
Kill the germs, I hear them screaming
Feed the worms, it keeps them dreaming
My stem cell lady
My test tube baby
5/
I am told that my hero climbed a tree of drugs right up to heaven
Can't believe it cause elvis is alive working at the seven eleven
Kill the germs, I hear them screaming
Feed the worms, it keeps them dreaming
My stem cell lady
My test tube baby
6/
The situation is so sad that you can't help but laugh methinks
Cause they're so stupid that they don't think their pop stinks
Kill the germs, I hear them screaming
Feed the worms, it keeps them dreaming
My stem cell lady
My test tube baby
Am/ C G / Am/ C G Am/ C G / Am/ C G
Am/ C G / Am/ C G Am/ C G / Am/ C G
F / F
D / D
Am/ C G / Am/ C G
Am/ C G / Am/ C G
My Cybernetic Mistress
1/
My cybernetic mistress
She causes me no stress
Better than a stepford wife
Gives me quality of life
Chorus
She's violet and violent
She's grey and so silent
Like bannana passion fruit
Not a robot prostitute
2/
I hear her electronic parlance
With perfect syntactic balance
A zombie in all the right ways
A nympho in all the wrong ways
Chorus
3/
I feel her flexible silicone
Been years since I've been blown
Moves that are more than drastic
Taking on the rock hard plastic
Chorus
4/
Have to thank her engineer creators
For all the upper body actuators
Makes everything seem worthwhile
Even though she's just a computer file
Chorus
5/
Consciously I see she is an android
Unconsciously I forget she's a droid
The reality I try and avoid
People laugh and I get annoyed
Chorus
Chords
Verse
D / AG / D / D /
D / AG / D / D /
D / AG / D / D /
D / AG / D / D /
Chorus
G / G / D /D / A /G / D /D
My Gods
1/
Jesus is coming the legend is now the movie
Well isn't that just frikin' groovey
God's a cinematographical engineer
Looks like she's already been here
2/
Mohammed can't decide on heaven or paradise
So she winds up just throwing the dice
Allah's already finished his beer
Yes she's already been here
3/
Buddha says she's as good as apple pie
But feels like a fish in the cat's eye
Gutama got us thinking so clear
Looks like she's already been here
4/
Hindu tells me to worship all these heros
But her hundred dollar bill only has zeros
Vishnu is carrying a magic sphere
Funny that he's already been here
5/
The holy father is the mother's daughter
Putting the hot hand in the cold water
Lord is gonna help us deal with fear
Looks like she's already been here
6/
Superman has just put out his new cd
Oh god with a small g help me
Batman got cool automotive gear
Looks like she's already been here
Chords
Verse
C / GC /
C / GC /
F / F /
C / GC /
Chorus (instrumental)
FC / GC /
FC / GC / C / C /